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are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom?

i have had too much coffee

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

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  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
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getsby:

it’s great that yall are supporting fat ladies but let’s stop only talking about the ones who have hourglass figures. support girls with love handles and stretch marks and thighs that jiggle when they walk and girls who don’t have big asses and girls with cellulite and girls with big arms and calves and fat in all the places they’re told they shouldn’t have fat. if you’re gonna be body positive you have to support all body types because every body is beautiful

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

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